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The real, unequivocal end is here.
B-TV IS BOOMER TELEVISION
B-TV IS BOOMER TELEVISION
We color-coded it just for you.
Old people are old! Who woulda guessed?
Old people are old! Who woulda guessed?
Cable is really struggling. At least they'll always have boomers to help. Until they go to the cemetery.
but for now, cable will have at least one viewer. It's 78-year-old Sherman from down the street.
Y'know what else OLD PEOPLE are? Gullible. It says it on the ceiling.
Y'know what else OLD PEOPLE are? Gullible. It says it on the ceiling.
So we, out of the kindness of our hearts, made a sweet television channel. Just for them.
So we, out of the kindness of our hearts, made a sweet television channel. Just for them.
We have hit shows for the oldies such as....
Friends
Friends
David Schwimmer (The giraffe from Madagascar) made me
Six O'Clock Silent Films
Six O'Clock Silent Films
Every day at six. For our true oldies.
Long Marketing Shows
Long Marketing Shows
Squeeze even more cash out of old folks.
FOX news
FOX news
Self Explanatory.
Old people and cable have a lot in common. They're very temporary.
Old people and cable have a lot in common. They're very temporary.
"An Ode to Cable"
"An Ode to Cable"
O, great cable, brought upon us as a new revolution
O, thou hath fallen, a fall that hath no solution.
O, mighty cable, beginning as a beloved in our hearts
O, terrible days, thou hath fallen nothing but apart.
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