The real, unequivocal end is here.
We color-coded it just for you.
Cable is really struggling. At least they'll always have boomers to help. Until they go to the cemetery.
but for now, cable will have at least one viewer. It's 78-year-old Sherman from down the street.
We have hit shows for the oldies such as....
David Schwimmer (The giraffe from Madagascar) made me
Every day at six. For our true oldies.
Squeeze even more cash out of old folks.
Self Explanatory.
O, great cable, brought upon us as a new revolution
O, thou hath fallen, a fall that hath no solution.
O, mighty cable, beginning as a beloved in our hearts
O, terrible days, thou hath fallen nothing but apart.