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The real, unequivocal end is here.
THIS WEBSITE CAN ATTEND PRESCHOOL.
THIS WEBSITE CAN ATTEND PRESCHOOL.
Goodness knows it needs it.
Goodness knows it needs it.
Four Score and 3 years ago, humanity peaked. Then Harmon the Harmonica was created.
Four Score and 3 years ago, humanity peaked. Then Harmon the Harmonica was created.
Three is a number considered to be quite lucky.
Three is a number considered to be quite lucky.
I don't feel very lucky.
And now, a reflection on the tragedies that have occurred this year. It's surprising we've never done anything like this before I think.
The Beginning
The Beginning
The start to this year was uneventful as is typical. No more virus, no more anything. Truly a snoozefest. It was like the rice cake of years compared to the previous few. Overall, excellent start to the year! As time goes on we all realize that sometimes less is more.
The Fog
The Fog
The Fog was oodles of fun. Maybe some day it will return. The Fog embraces all. Maybe we should've embraced it. Truly one of the Harmon the Harmonica events of all time. What a month to be alive. Next time it may not be so merciful, people of Boomerland.
The Election
The Election
The Election was the fiercest competition of all time. Many incredible candidates and Anthony fighting to win the highest honor of all time: bragging rights. It moved me to tears to see how it went. With it now over, I feel a void in my heart.
WHAT'S NEXT?
WHAT'S NEXT?
Coming Soon to a Sweet Website near you: the end of the world!
Coming Soon to a Sweet Website near you: the end of the world!
No, I will not comment on the fact that this is 5 days late. Shut up.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARMON THE HARMONICA! SOON IT'LL BE OLD ENOUGH TO LEGALLY HUNT DOLPHINS.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARMON THE HARMONICA! SOON IT'LL BE OLD ENOUGH TO LEGALLY HUNT DOLPHINS.
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