our nation of boomerland was recently taken hold by our new grand premiere comrade harmon.
of course, this event was sponsored by David Schwimmer
grand premiere harmon is expected to rule for the next few quintadecillion years.
He is still very old.
the old boomer news writers mysteriously disappeared and were replaced with pro-socialist ones
anyone that questions it may also mysteriously disappear
hayden totally is not forcing me to do this
send help
they warned us but we did not listen, how could we have been such fools to allow this communist takeover (tm) sponsored by Ice Mountain Mini Bottled Water (tm) and David Schwimmer (tm)? Grand premiere Harmon (tm) is now here.