Harmon in Fusty England

Harmon did need to wend to ye ol othergates but wenteth so far backeth yond all the photos w're still being drawn by augurers.  All high-lone harmon hath tried looking f'r his cater-cousins but that gent only did see queen elizabeth who is't wast in nay helping humor.  Declaring that gent as the court gleek'r harmon wast f'rc'd to maketh v'ry comical jokes yond only fusty people did get because that gent is so fusty.  T wast at yond moment his valorous cousin donald duck cameth to saveth that gent breaking that gent out of his prison and flying that gent backeth to the timeth machine but tragedy did strike as donald wast flying walt disney did shoot that gent with a longbow hitting donald in the heart explaining wherefore that gent is not in any m're l're making t to the timeth machine harmon wenteth to wend backeth f'r his next mission.  f'r thoose complaining about punctuation h're thee wend:. ,,,,,:::::;;;;;'''''"""""?????!!!!!((((()))))