today is a big day this friday, it is harmon's 166 billionth birthday.
For this occasion, we have created this page along with a video (coming soon) to celebrate.
HE WAS ALREADY OLD, AND HE's A YEAR OLDER NOW. WHAT A BOOMER.
thinking of his total age could cause your mind to explode.
this page is my gift to the old man. he gets nothing else from me, other than the video. it might seem underwhelming, but all he gets anyone else for their birthday is disappointment.
harmon when
The oldest life form in the universe, Jared Harmon, I propose a toast to this 166 billionth birthday, a toast to old people around the world, a PSA to fire fighters everywhere, the amount of candles on Harmon's cake is impossible, but it would be enough to set the world aflame. It matters not, for we at Harmon the Harmonica are not Bakers nor Candle Placers, happy birthday Harmon!