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The real, unequivocal end is here.
Silly bikes and funny outfits. We have them in abundance here.
Silly bikes and funny outfits. We have them in abundance here.
Utah is the largest exporter of cool red rocks in the US. This is a fact we are far too proud of. They're just rocks, guys. Calm down. Calm down, they're just rocks. CALM DOWN! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Utah is the largest exporter of cool red rocks in the US. This is a fact we are far too proud of. They're just rocks, guys. Calm down. Calm down, they're just rocks. CALM DOWN! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
We need to address the elephant in the room:
We need to address the elephant in the room:
Utah ranks #1 for worst air pollution. Congratulations! We're all going to die.
Utah ranks #1 for worst air pollution. Congratulations! We're all going to die.
The government-mandated gas masks cannot save us for long. When the salt enters our lungs, it's all over.
ONCE UPON A TIME
ONCE UPON A TIME
Salt Lake City was a habitable city. Shocking, I know. In our modern day, the only things that can exist in the inversion heck-hole (pardon my language) are SKINWALKERS. The entire population of Salt Lake City are SKIN STEALING CREATURES. THEY SPREAD FROM THEIR CITY OUTWARDS. They take our innocent and EAT THEIR FLESH in the STREETS of SALT LAKE CITY. REPENT!!! REPENT!!!!!!
What else is there to cover? Religion?
What else is there to cover? Religion?
We here at Harmon the Harmonica are massive copouts who hate confrontation. We humbly reject the requests to make fun of a religion.
Those bikes they ride around are a bit funny though.
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