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The real, unequivocal end is here.
You know that the end of all that we know is coming in just 30 days. Here's a fun guide for your whole family on how to survive a meteor impact.
REMEMBER: ONLY 24 DAYS REMAIN UNTIL YOU DIE IN A FIERY EXPLOSION.
REMEMBER: ONLY 24 DAYS REMAIN UNTIL YOU DIE IN A FIERY EXPLOSION.
Tip One: Kids, who needs 'em?
Tip One: Kids, who needs 'em?
Children will take up valuable room in your bunker or spaceship.
Children will take up valuable room in your bunker or spaceship.
You can always make more of them.
Leeches on society
Tip Two: Stockpile everything!
Tip Two: Stockpile everything!
Boomer Superstore GM. Plunder his store.
Go to every store in the nation and plunder asunder.
Go to every store in the nation and plunder asunder.
Laws don't apply under disasters of any magnitude.
Tip Three: Give up all hope
Tip Three: Give up all hope
It's a meteor.
It's a meteor.
Usually pretty hard to survive those.
Tip Four: Keep up on Boomer News!
Tip Four: Keep up on Boomer News!
No other news source is reliable.
No other news source is reliable.
Boomer News is always there though. They always will be there. Just for you.
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