The real, unequivocal end is here.
It's run by Harmon, with his pals Harmon, Harmon, and Clyde.
Here are their albums:
SHEG Shuffle was Harmon's very first album. It was an experimental "rock" album. Not as in our modern rock, but him actually just banging rocks together. It contains songs such as:
The Titular "SHEG Shuffle"
"Historians United"
"King for a Day"
"Cambrian Explosion"
As well as several others.
Shucked was Harmon's second released album. It is a grunge album all about his love of corn. He really likes corn. More than that, he loves the state of Ohio, which didn't exist yet. He was so ahead of his time. It contains songs such as:
"Mother Shucker"
"Toledo Anthem"
"Corn Men Rising"
"Corny Crossing"
"Starch Differences"
As well as 11 other songs.
Boomer Bonanza, not to be confused with the holiday or page, was Harmon's 3rd officially released album. Old folk believe he made one small one in between, but no records have been found relating to it. This album includes songs such as:
"Doing Time"
"Ancient Anthem"
"On the Clock"
"Back Pain"
As well as about 20 others, making this Harmon's longest album.
All Hail was Harmon's 4th album, made after a long break from making music. Many assumed he would be rusty and his comeback underwhelming, but this is Harmon's most iconic album. It's about his rule of Boomerland and crippling addiction to gambling. It includes songs such as:
"King for a Day: Reprise"
"King's Court"
"Blackjack Boomer"
"Card Counter"
As well as 9 other songs & bonus "legal gambling" features.
Green Sun was Harmon's 5th album and his first collaboratory album. He teamed up with fellow musician Paul to create this album. He and Paul had a rocky history, but they both bonded over music. It skyrocketed Paul's career, and is one of Harmon's more popular albums. Songs within Green Sun include:
The titular "Green Sun"
"A Paul I Remain"
"The Pauls Of Time"
"The Only Paul I Know For Real"
"Collective Halghsciousness"
"It Has To Be Paul"
As well as 3 other very creatively named songs.
Old York Blues was Harmon's 6th album. It signified a shift, as Harmon had finally become a teacher. His music began to take a back seat and his albums were far further apart. This was a country album with blues music. Its most famous songs are:
The titular "Old York Blues"
"City of Dreams & Walking Canes"
"Boomerlyn Bridge"
"Boomer Borough"
As well as 10 other 'subtle' jabs at the heckhole known as New York City.
Grillmeister was the last album from Jared & The Harmons for over a millennia. People dubbed the period between Old York Blues & Grillmeister "The Long Break". Little did they know, that break was quite short. Grillmeister is a country-rock album about Harmon's love of grilling. It includes songs such as:
The titular "Grillmeister"
"Agua Fresca"
"The Garlic Garnish"
"Teacher Budget Tears"
And around 3 other herbs and spices. This was his shortest album, disappointing many fans that waited patiently for it.
Album 8 was the first album out from Harmon in a very long time. This was an incredibly hyped-up album, as it had been over a millennia since the last album. It is a real rock album about him teaching. Some of the songs include:
"Shusher Justice"
"Portfolio Panic"
"Tense Intensive"
"Radio Gaga"
As well as a few others. This album has been the best received album so far.
Album 9 is confirmed to be the final album Jared & The Harmons will ever release. Many fans are upset to see the band go, but they've finished off with a bang, despite it being one of the quickest-made albums. It contains many different genres he has already covered. Some of the songs include:
"Goodnight Boomerland"
"The Way Of Kyle"
"Jared's Lullaby"
and the titular "El Fun-eral"
As well as around 3 others. This album was short, yet sweet.