we insult old people a lot, but that pales in comparison to how much i despise children
they think they're so great being able to do bike tricks and play at parks without getting weird looks
children are the real burden on society
they don't pay taxes or have jobs
oh wait
neither do i
if you dislike children, remain firmly 50 feet away from an electronic with the game fortnite on it at all times
that place is crawling with them
holy moly
as soon as a baby hits the age of 3 it instantly becomes the worst thing and as soon as that 3 year old hits the age of 14 it instantly becomes slightly more tolerable (except for Kemmer)