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The real, unequivocal end is here.
Harmon is absolutely loaded with cash.
Harmon is absolutely loaded with cash.
But, you may be asking, with all of this money, what kind of abode would Harmon live in?
Welcome to Harmon's Crib.
Welcome to Harmon's Crib.
He might be a man-baby, but we do not mean the baby storage bed.
THE GARDEN
THE GARDEN
Harmon's Great Garden, also known as the Halo 5 Gardens is a garden, shockingly. It is home to multiple flowers, primarily Pansies as they reflect Harmon perfectly. It is also where a bald man was born but that isn't important. It is also unfortunately home to Daisies who is the worst princess in the Mario universe.
Harmon's Great Garden, also known as the Halo 5 Gardens is a garden, shockingly. It is home to multiple flowers, primarily Pansies as they reflect Harmon perfectly. It is also where a bald man was born but that isn't important. It is also unfortunately home to Daisies who is the worst princess in the Mario universe.
THE SHRINE
THE SHRINE
The Shrine is where Jared Harmon goes to praise Kyle Hunter. He brings an offering once a month to try to get Kyle Hunter to arise back from the dead but unfortunately he has never seen any success presumably because Hunter is too busy writing a book for SS4 in the void.
The Shrine is where Jared Harmon goes to praise Kyle Hunter. He brings an offering once a month to try to get Kyle Hunter to arise back from the dead but unfortunately he has never seen any success presumably because Hunter is too busy writing a book for SS4 in the void.
THE LIVING ROOM
THE LIVING ROOM
The Living Room is where Harmon spends most of his time. An assassination attempt on his life occurred here but it's the living room so he was not permitted to die. Harmon then pulled out his shusher and hit the assassin with it so hard that they flew into the sun and exploded. This makes no sense in the world of Physics but Harmon teachers Social Studies so he doesn't care.
The Living Room is where Harmon spends most of his time. An assassination attempt on his life occurred here but it's the living room so he was not permitted to die. Harmon then pulled out his shusher and hit the assassin with it so hard that they flew into the sun and exploded. This makes no sense in the world of Physics but Harmon teachers Social Studies so he doesn't care.
THE BEDROOM
THE BEDROOM
The Bedroom is where Harmon sleeps and tries to contemplate the meaning of the universe. His mom asked him to clean up the legos on his floor but he never did so she took them away and now he sits in there because he's grounded and pouting because his legos got taken away. Harmon snores so loudly that the walls are lined with noise cancelling foam. This is due to his decrepit lungs, which resemble more a cheese grater now than real lungs.
The Bedroom is where Harmon sleeps and tries to contemplate the meaning of the universe. His mom asked him to clean up the legos on his floor but he never did so she took them away and now he sits in there because he's grounded and pouting because his legos got taken away. Harmon snores so loudly that the walls are lined with noise cancelling foam. This is due to his decrepit lungs, which resemble more a cheese grater now than real lungs.
THE GRILL
THE GRILL
The Grill is where Harmon cooks his food. Everything he eats is grilled, from Chicken to Chocolate. He never has actually had Chocolate before because he always melts it on the grill like a fool. He also grills all of his drinks including Lemonade and Mtn. Dew. One time, a Mtn. Dew can he put onto the grill exploded from the heat and killed his neighbor.
The Grill is where Harmon cooks his food. Everything he eats is grilled, from Chicken to Chocolate. He never has actually had Chocolate before because he always melts it on the grill like a fool. He also grills all of his drinks including Lemonade and Mtn. Dew. One time, a Mtn. Dew can he put onto the grill exploded from the heat and killed his neighbor.
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