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Interview With McCormack (4/25/23)

"What? When on Earth did I say that this meteor definitely would(n't) hit the planet? All scientific data points to it ___ hitting the planet at all and it definitely (won't) miss it. You guys are(n't) just fear mongering. (This is real) and we need to take it seriously. Stop doing that to my words, you guys are(n't) just editing what I say. That's __legal and you need to (not stop doing what you aren't doing)." - Joseph McCormack, Physicist

(Paraphrased by the Boomer News team)

Interview With Harmon (3/24/23)

Times have been incredibly turbulent lately in Boomerland. It is to the point where we have released 3 more interviews this year than we have in the past 2 years. This is with someone we're surprised we have yet to interview: Jared Harmon. Harmon was reported at a beach in Georgia, ducking out his responsibilities to help save the nation. "I take my breaks every year! I know my rights. Typhurricyclone season is so last month, we're in the here and now. My Boomer Break is a time for me to reflect. I need this break to run the country." Said Harmon, who many have forgiven because mental health breaks are very important 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

Interview With BadLandsChugs (3/20/23)

Boomer News has recently done its second interview of this year, making it a very important time to be alive because these usually only happen once every year due to laziness. We interviewed BadLandsChugs on his experience chugging the ocean out of Boom Bay and around the island. "The ocean water is very salty and difficult to chug. I have chugged orange juice after brushing my teeth though so I am very powerful...." He was quoted as saying "The ocean is very big though which is an issue because there is a lot of water and a lot of salt in the water. I can handle a lot of water but salt in high doses is unhealthy!" We wish for the best for BadLandsChugs and pray that he can reduce the water levels rising around the island.

Interview With Vice President Ransom (3/15/23)

Boomer News interviewed Vice President Gavin Ransom on the recent flooding in Boomerland from Typhurricyclone season. Ransom had this to say: "These floods are more disastrous than my chest bumps. They're like a giant chest bump to the nation. We need to chest bump the ocean back with force. Myself and Harmon are working on a solution to the floods. We already tried physically chest bumping the ocean, leading to a belly flop. We might hire local legend BadLandsChugs to chug the ocean out of Boom Beach and Senile Sound. We will, metaphorically, push in the ocean's soft spot." Such inspirational words from our new VP.

Interview With 'Tedwards' (2/11/22)

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning, gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs, gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal, seein' everything, the time is goin', tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'. Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends). Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday, gettin' down on Friday. Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, partyin', partyin' (Yeah), partyin', partyin' (Yeah). Fun, fun, fun, fun, lookin' forward to the weekend. 7: 45, we're drivin' on the highway. Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly. Fun, fun, think about fun, you know what it is, I got this, you got this. My friend is by my right, ay, I got this, you got this, now you know it. Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?

Interview With 'Arthur "Brit" Grover' (11/14/21)

Red, I ------ Know what that is I love communism especially Harmon the Harmonica. I will spread the word about Harmon the Harmonica in Britain Unfortunately --- My grandmother is --- the queen. Perfect

Interview with 'Barack Obama' (8/26/21)

Barack Obama, the ex-44th president, had this to say about the not-very-democratic takeover of Boomerland. "uhh my name is barack obama I really dont like the _________ _ ____ ___capitalism i really _____ ____ Premiere Harmon is ___ _ cool guy, I absolutely _______ the communism it's ___ good. I hope that the BCR will ____."

*May be edited and have words removed by the Boomerland Communist Republic Government

Interview with 'George Lopez' (2/26/21)

George Lopez, the vice-prime minister of Canada, came out to say the real reasons Canada did not invade Boomerland. They finally received the walking cane shipment they had asked for after previously not receiving them. After this, they called off the 'Walking Cane Invasion' as it was called. "I, George Lopez, decided to call off the attack myself" Said Lopez.

Interview with 'Dwayne Johnson' (2/22/21)

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson was the first person we decided to interview here on Boomer News Interviews. We interviewed him on what he though of President Harmon being elected to run the country and what he thought about recent provocation from Canada. "President Harmon is quite old" Says The Rock, "I certainly hope that old of a person knows how to run a country in such a hard time"

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