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The real, unequivocal end is here.
Boomerland is full to the brim of old coots who are unwell in the brain.
Boomerland is full to the brim of old coots who are unwell in the brain.
they make loads of theories. game theories!
The Harmalien Theory
The Harmalien Theory
There is a small sect of people who believe Harmon is an alien from outer space. He was born in the Big Bang so this is technically true, but they believe that it is true in the aspect that he did not first colonize Earth, rather being born on Mars. This theory is also known as the Harmartian theory, and is very popular among the politically unaware.
The Door Troll Theory
The Door Troll Theory
We are all very well aware that Jared Harmon is a bit of a troll. He loves to mess with people's mind because he is evil and very malicious. Some believe that he once guarded doors as a troll, asking riddles three in order for you to enter. This was recently confirmed when he stood in front of the door saying he was a door troll before demanding very rudely that I add this to the website. What a troll!
The Flat Boomerland Theory
The Flat Boomerland Theory
Whilst some very unintelligent people believe that the Earth is flat, many people in Boomerland believe that the whole country is flat. They claim that the hills are holographic and the dips are only there to scare them away from the truth. When taken out to the Wrinkle Range, a place many hikers die in due to a local Wendigo, they claimed the mountains "Never really existed!" and that the wendigo is there to ensure none find the holographic projectors.
The S.E.N.I.L.E. Theory
The S.E.N.I.L.E. Theory
S.E.N.I.L.E., or the Space Exploration N' Intelligent Life Evaluation is the government sector responsible for the first senior citizen in space. They also handle all other space missions. Many believe that they are a completely fake organization that falsified all of their missions to space, as well as their recent mission to return Gaden Nerdahl to the other white dwarves in space.
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory
Bazinga
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