The real, unequivocal end is here.
probably because in 60 years it'll be the only habitable place in the US.
that sentence alone is a good judgement of Alaska's quality.
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the cool, cool mountain theme plays here constantly instead.
the roads were never originally white, but have fun driving on them when your tires freeze to the asphalt.
probably because nobody wants to own the literal mario ice level.
not even russia.
that really says something about alaska!