The real, unequivocal end is here.
The "H" Stands for Harmon the Harmonica. The reason it stands for that is probably pretty obvious. If you somehow don't understand, get your brain checked.
"A" stands for Albania. We chose this one because Albania is not a country in Europe. If Albania were a country anywhere else, we wouldn't have chosen it.
R stands for Ronald McDonald. the reason it stands for Ronald McDonald is because he is the true hero predicted to save the world one the awakening happens , very reminiscent of Harmon. Harmon may be a clown, but he certainly isn't very funny. That old person humor is more stale than a loaf of bread left in the sun too long.
M stands for Mutually Assured Destruction. MAD is a human nature sort of thing, that vastly helped during the cold war. Both the United States and Soviet Union realized that bombing each other isn't good and therefore they shouldn't do that. but then decided to keep there nukes till he awakens and plays the phata horn of brass
O stands for Wyoming, the undisputed worst state in the union! I hate Wyoming so much, everyone in Wyoming is made out of Windmills, and Windmills is bad, I hate Windmills! Windmilly jokes are great but windmils is not. I hate Wyoming...........
N stands for Nissan Leaf Charging Plant, a constructable building in the hit game SimCity 2013 that everyone loved and nobody hated. I love the Nissan Leaf and how it's more expensive yet less efficient than other electric vehicles!