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The real, unequivocal end is here.
Harmon.
Harmon.
Even he gets fed up with this cruel mortal realm sometimes.
Even he gets fed up with this cruel mortal realm sometimes.
You cannot blame him. It sucks here.
You cannot blame him. It sucks here.
Harmon's Haven is filled with his favorite things
Harmon's Haven is filled with his favorite things
In other words, it's filled with completely illogical things we made up to be funny.
HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESSION BEING..........
HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESSION BEING..........
Stolen
Stolen
He still seeks revenge for it.
A gift from the Queen, signed by her, a copy of Halo 5: Guardians.
Some day, Harmon, Some day.....
A few of his other artifacts:
A few of his other artifacts:
Harmon's Haven Is Not Just
Harmon's Haven Is Not Just
A place to store priceless artifacts. It is also a place for the big man to relax. He used to do this at Boom Beach, but recent tides have caused Boom Beach to become Boom Bay.
One time Harmon floated so far down the lazy river in Harmon Haven that it took 13 firefighters to locate him. He was crying for his mother. The lazy river has been closed ever since.
One time Harmon floated so far down the lazy river in Harmon Haven that it took 13 firefighters to locate him. He was crying for his mother. The lazy river has been closed ever since.
Stay at the luxurious Harmon Resort at Harmon's Haven. The pillows are filled with SHEG Worksheets. The blankets are made of Halo 5 cover art.
Stay at the luxurious Harmon Resort at Harmon's Haven. The pillows are filled with SHEG Worksheets. The blankets are made of Halo 5 cover art.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
This, is truly hell.
ALL OF THIS IS LOCATED INSIDE OF A SHED NEAR YOU!
ALL OF THIS IS LOCATED INSIDE OF A SHED NEAR YOU!
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