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The real, unequivocal end is here.
ALL of our candidates
ALL of our candidates
Have made some propaganda to better their chances to win the election.
Have made some propaganda to better their chances to win the election.
Here is that propaganda.
"Digging to Victory"
"Digging to Victory"
Gaden Nerdahl is the underdog because he is under everyone. His small stature makes it far easier for him to support the little guy. A vote for Gaden is a vote for small business. Sometimes, small power is truly the best form of power.
"Green is Good"
"Green is Good"
Blarmon may be down, but he is not out. His green goes beyond the flu, he relates greatly to money. Blarmon promises to lower taxes and improve the economy for the best. He always does what may be best for the people's wallets.
"Save Money, Live Better"
"Save Money, Live Better"
Testosterone Tony is currently the frontrunner of this election, a place we, his propaganda team, believe he will keep. As a veteran of an unnamed war, Tony is committed to good service, low prices, and conveniency. He wishes to build a new Wal-Mart in every single county of Boomerland, and he will save money to execute these ambitious plans!
"Big Man, Big Plans"
"Big Man, Big Plans"
Gavin Ransom is tied second place for the election right now. He is fighting using his strong muscles and imposing form to get that up to first place. He has big plans for Boomerland's improvement, and is the endorsed candidate of Jared Harmon himself.
"Vote for me. Or Else."
"Vote for me. Or Else."
Dreadwards is currently the third place candidate, despite being the safe bet. Him not being first place as the safe bet has made everyone else unsafe. He is unhappy. You don't want him to be unhappy. That is why you should vote for him. It's a bad idea not to.
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