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The real, unequivocal end is here.
We at Harmon the Harmonica are introducing new old-person repellent, Harm-off(TM).
We at Harmon the Harmonica are introducing new old-person repellent, Harm-off(TM).
WE FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT OLD PEOPLE DO NOT BELONG AROUND THE COMMON PUBLIC. IF YOU AGREE, THIS PRODUCT IS FOR YOU!
WE FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT OLD PEOPLE DO NOT BELONG AROUND THE COMMON PUBLIC. IF YOU AGREE, THIS PRODUCT IS FOR YOU!
The Boomer Jokes have died down lately. Let us revive them. (I'm saying this as if you have a say)
The Boomer Jokes have died down lately. Let us revive them. (I'm saying this as if you have a say)
SIDE EFFECTS OF HARM-OFF(TM) INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO:
SIDE EFFECTS OF HARM-OFF(TM) INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO:
1) Getting So Many Women
2) Looking Awesome
3) Balling Out Of Control
4) Removes Old Person Smell
5) No More Interruptions from Silly Grandma
6) You Will Absolutely Get So Many Friends
7) Death
HOW DOES SUCH A MIRACLE PRODUCT WORK?
HOW DOES SUCH A MIRACLE PRODUCT WORK?
Put the front end of the product towards an old person and just press the lever. Harm-Off(TM)'s Miraculous Old-Person-Ridding formula will do the rest! It's that easy.
Illegal use of Harm-Off will result in Jail Time. Harm-Off is illegal in Boomerland and the Territories of Ohio, Vermont, and British Columbia. Put the front end of the product towards an old person and just press the lever. Harm-Off(TM)'s Miraculous Old-Person-Ridding formula will do the rest! It's that easy.
USERS OF HARM-OFF(TM) WERE SO PLEASED WITH THE PRODUCT, THEY WENT TO THE CEMETERY TO CELEBRATE! 4 OUT OF 5 DOCTORS SAY HARM-OFF(TM): EXISTS!
USERS OF HARM-OFF(TM) WERE SO PLEASED WITH THE PRODUCT, THEY WENT TO THE CEMETERY TO CELEBRATE! 4 OUT OF 5 DOCTORS SAY HARM-OFF(TM): EXISTS!
HARM-OFF(TM)
HARM-OFF(TM)
"For When Grandma Has Spoken A Little Too Long"(TM)
"For When Grandma Has Spoken A Little Too Long"(TM)
HARM-OFF is not responsible for inappropriate use of Harm-Off, such as but not limited to, Large Fires, Use on Non-Old People, and Large Explosions.
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