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The real, unequivocal end is here.
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN.
That's Right. It's yet another year added onto Harmon's infinite age count. It makes you wonder, what is Infinity+1?
It truly is impossible to know just how old he is. Our best scientists have been studying this for at least 24 minutes, yet we've still discovered nothing. This really is a stumper.
It truly is impossible to know just how old he is. Our best scientists have been studying this for at least 24 minutes, yet we've still discovered nothing. This really is a stumper.
Pictured Above: Harmon the Harmonica "Awesome Science Squad" (Abbreviated [REDACTED]) They are our very best, completely infallible.
Pictured Above: Harmon the Harmonica "Awesome Science Squad" (Abbreviated [REDACTED]) They are our very best, completely infallible.
ENOUGH OF THIS SCIENCE.
ENOUGH OF THIS SCIENCE.
Today is a day for Harmon and Harmon only.
Today is a day for Harmon and Harmon only.
I wrote him a poem for his birthday. It goes as follows.
"Oh Harmon, thou who art so old. Whose bones be decrepit. Whose hair, filled with mold. Your age has reached its all-time high. 'Till next year while time flies by. Oh Harmon, thou who art turning gray. Whose body is withering, with such fast decay. It appears that the time, it's finally nigh. Thou who this website makes release a great sigh. Happy birthdate to you, and people untold. But truly we must know, what makes thou so old?"
I know, it's a pretty awesome gift. Definitely worth more than 20 dollars though so I have to take it back from him.
I know, it's a pretty awesome gift. Definitely worth more than 20 dollars though so I have to take it back from him.
THIS PAGE WAS NOT MADE ON HARMON'S BIRTHDAY. I'M SORRY IF THAT SPOILS IT FOR YOU.
THIS PAGE WAS NOT MADE ON HARMON'S BIRTHDAY. I'M SORRY IF THAT SPOILS IT FOR YOU.
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