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The real, unequivocal end is here.
BOOMERS.
BOOMERS.
They exist. For now.
After we unveil our brand new game, they won't anymore. They'll be a bit... "Busy".
After we unveil our brand new game, they won't anymore. They'll be a bit... "Busy".
BOOMER BOWLING IS BOWLING... BUT FOR OLD PEOPLE.
BOOMER BOWLING IS BOWLING... BUT FOR OLD PEOPLE.
No, we aren't bowling boomers. That would be ridiculous. How cruel you are to think we'd ever do that. You can't throw a heavy ball at multiple senior citizens with the goal of knocking them down and earning points based on the amount you knock over. We would never, Ever do that. What a terrible person you are.
Now that the Feds are gone...
Now that the Feds are gone...
Let's line them up and knock them down. The Boomers, of course.
Let's line them up and knock them down. The Boomers, of course.
They won't stand a chance against a bowling ball hurdling at them. This game is so simple, even Grandma can join in on the fun!
We here at Harmon the Harmonica are not responsible for injuries to Grandma.
DID YOU GENUINELY THINK WE'D MAKE A GAME
DID YOU GENUINELY THINK WE'D MAKE A GAME
A GAME CALLED BOOMER BOWLING AND NOT HAVE IT INVOLVE THE DESTRUCTION OF OLD PEOPLE? THAT'S CUTE.
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