The real, unequivocal end is here.
This hat is completely stupid. why would anyone wear it? it's made of barbed wire. that's silly. old people are silly.
Not the real shusher, the real one's power would crash the website.
A fine staff forged by Harmon himself and used to defeat the barbarians attacking Boomerland during the Boomerland-Barbarian war. It is a fine weapon, and its boomer power helped fend off an ancient elder god foe in the stone carvings, fighting alongside Obama.
Funko Pops are an ancient boomer collectible. They range as far back as the stone age, and they are made of plastic. Why Boomers collected these things is unsure, and we may never know.
Sharp Rocks were a great choice for weaponry back in the stone age, and many old people keep them around for good times sake, to remember when they were spry and young.