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The real, unequivocal end is here.
boomer superstore is where the rich old people shop
boomer superstore is where the rich old people shop
nobody under 50 allowed.
nobody under 50 allowed.
Boomer Superstore General Manager
OLD PEOPLE LOVE THE BARGAINS AT THE BOOMER SUPERSTORE
OLD PEOPLE LOVE THE BARGAINS AT THE BOOMER SUPERSTORE
It's like robbing a grave with how cheap this stuff is!
(note the Boomer Superstore does, in fact, rob graves and houses to get their products but they do not endorse robbing the Boomer Superstore.)It's like robbing a grave with how cheap this stuff is!
IF BOOMERS ARE ALWAYS SO FRUGAL THEN CLEARLY WE NEED MORE DISCOUNTS
IF BOOMERS ARE ALWAYS SO FRUGAL THEN CLEARLY WE NEED MORE DISCOUNTS
WE AT THE BOOMER SUPERSTORE ARE SO RICH
WE AT THE BOOMER SUPERSTORE ARE SO RICH
if your net worth is lower than 50 thousand dollars, then we do not want you shopping at the
if your net worth is lower than 50 thousand dollars, then we do not want you shopping at the
BOOMER SUPERSTORE
BOOMER SUPERSTORE
NONE OF THE DEALS OUTLINED IN BOOMER BARGAINS APPLY HERE
NONE OF THE DEALS OUTLINED IN BOOMER BARGAINS APPLY HERE
our products are too "quality" for such terrible bargains
our products are too "quality" for such terrible bargains
Our products are literally fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Our products are literally fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
ONLY OLD MAN JARED IS EXEMPT FROM THIS RULE
ONLY OLD MAN JARED IS EXEMPT FROM THIS RULE
as the president he gets 1% off all products
as the president he gets 1% off all products
morshu the morshoe
THE CURRENCY USED AT THE BOOMER SUPERSTORE IS fossils
THE CURRENCY USED AT THE BOOMER SUPERSTORE IS fossils
Rope, Lamp Oil, Bombs, all this and more, my friend, can be yours, so long as you have enough Rupies
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