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The real, unequivocal end is here.
Boomerland is well known for its highly advanced space program.
Boomerland is well known for its highly advanced space program.
The program, S.E.N.I.L.E (Space Exploration N' Intelligent Life Evaluation) oversaw the most space mission of all time.
OUR GOAL: PUT ELDERS IN SPACE.
OUR GOAL: PUT ELDERS IN SPACE.
Not like they're doing anything around here anyways. Except rotting.
Not like they're doing anything around here anyways. Except rotting.
Grandma has lived a life of bingo and boredom. It's time to give her some excitement by shooting her into the stars.
Grandma has lived a life of bingo and boredom. It's time to give her some excitement by shooting her into the stars.
Better than putting her in a home. Less thanksgiving arguments too.
Old people have a lot of wisdom. Unfortunately, if aliens find them, they'd have forgotten everything by then.
Shocker, they're old.
HOW DO WE PLAN TO DO THIS?
HOW DO WE PLAN TO DO THIS?
We put them in a rocket and shoot it off the planet in any direction we so please. It's honestly quite simple, not rocket science or anything.
We put them in a rocket and shoot it off the planet in any direction we so please. It's honestly quite simple, not rocket science or anything.
Our space program has put more seniors in space (1) than NASA and Russia's space program combined, and that number will only go up.
Our space program has put more seniors in space (1) than NASA and Russia's space program combined, and that number will only go up.
That mission was Jared Harmon's voyage to pluto, his favorite PLANET.
OUR SECONDARY GOAL:
OUR SECONDARY GOAL:
Return Gaden Nerdahl, the local white dwarf and public menace, to his place among the other white dwarves in space. If he stays on Earth he may reignite fusion in his core and cause a kilonova explosion.
Return Gaden Nerdahl, the local white dwarf and public menace, to his place among the other white dwarves in space. If he stays on Earth he may reignite fusion in his core and cause a kilonova explosion.
This would be bad for fishing season.
We care for the future of Humanity. How would more elders be created if everyone passed away? The cemetery's already too full.
We care for the future of Humanity. How would more elders be created if everyone passed away? The cemetery's already too full.
After all, people are dying to get in.
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