The real, unequivocal end is here.

Harmon the Harmonica

Boomer Brawl

A new game is coming soon.

And it will truly rock the block.

HAVE YOU EVER

Wondered what Smash Bros would be like if it were slow and old? No? Too bad. Here comes Boomer Brawl.

THE ALL-STAR ROSTER:

01 - Jared Harmon | 02 - Greendowner

03 - Dreadwards | 04 - McCormack White

05 - 'Copter Lenny | 06 - T. Tony

07 - Demacycle | 08 - Big Ben Noyes

09 - Gadendwarf | 10 - Garfield Garfield

11 - Kinghaulgh | 12 - Mr. Gav-n-watch

13 - Unhinged Hunter | 14 - Richard Nixon

15 - Hoodlum Owen

MEET THE FIGHTERS:

01. JARED HARMON

Premiere Boomer (Obviously)
President for Life
Shusher Wielder
High School Teacher

02. GREENDOWNER

Cyborg
Grillmeister beyond any others
Bald and Proud
Powerful

03. DREADWARDS

Scary
Mad Worm Doctor
Knows how the spleen works
He looks like Wesker

04. McCORMACK WHITE

Chemistry Expert
Crystal Math Cooker
Explosive
Immense Drip

05. 'COPTER LENNY

In a helicopter
Quadratic Solver
The Dungeon Master
Bearded

06. T. TONY

A Sad little man
Truant
Walmart Employee
Bugsnax Enjoyer

07. DEMACYCLE

Killer Leather Jacket
Harley-Davidson
Happy Gilmore Fan
Lawyer

08. BIG BEN NOYES

Blobfish-esque
The Crocs
Ex-Heavy Main
Silencer wielder

09. GADENDWARF

Small
Explosives Expert
Low Constitution
Leprechaun

10. GARFIELD GARFIELD

President (4 months)
Got Sepsis
Loves lasagna
Hates Mondays

11. KINGHAULGH

Big and Strong
It isn't about the money
Has a Gun
Stole apple juice

12. Mr. GAV-N-WATCH

Soft Spot Pusher
Wood-Chucker
Tug-O'-War Extraordinaire
Fashionable

13. UNHINGED HUNTER

Completely Insane
Dearly Missed
Loves Wednesdays for tax purposes
Tangent Man

14. RICHARD NIXON

Watergate
Not a Crook
Last Word: "Help"
President (5 years)

15. HOODLUM OWEN

Out of Line
Sniveling
Caldera Expert
Papa John Cult of Personality

RELEASE DATE: 5/32/2025

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