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The real, unequivocal end is here.
arizona is a state that exists
arizona is a state that exists
unlike wyoming
whenever you enter
whenever you enter
enter arizona
this song begins playing
it's very representative
the citizens listen to it their entire life.
(Nintendo is a greedy company run by people who don't care about you. The song that was here was "Lethal Lava Land")
the roads in arizona were originally a pleasant white.
the roads in arizona were originally a pleasant white.
they have turned black from all of the car tires melting onto them.
they have turned black from all of the car tires melting onto them.
the terrain had to be raised a few dozen feet to make up for the roads getting taller from said tires.
Planes flying over arizona will instantly melt leaving only their passengers and their chairs in a cartoony fashion falling out of the sky.
Planes flying over arizona will instantly melt leaving only their passengers and their chairs in a cartoony fashion falling out of the sky.
This is why planes fly over Utah instead.
legends say that you will instantly turn into a puddle upon entering arizona
legends say that you will instantly turn into a puddle upon entering arizona
you will need to be put in a freezer to reform, as humans do.
People from Utah entering Arizona for the first time.
arizona has a population of 7 million.
arizona has a population of 7 million.
most of them are cactus.
phoenix is an inhospitable wasteland of urban sprawl.
phoenix is an inhospitable wasteland of urban sprawl.
nobody living there lives to see age 30.
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