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The real, unequivocal end is here.
Boomerland is sinking at a rapid rate.
Boomerland is sinking at a rapid rate.
Ohh! Ohh What A Tragedy! Ohhh Oh No How Will We Recover From This Loss?
WHO DO WE BLAME?
WHO DO WE BLAME?
The Ocean, obviously. That's why we're pleased to announce that President Harmon has declared WAR on the ocean.
The Ocean, obviously. That's why we're pleased to announce that President Harmon has declared WAR on the ocean.
Harmon's military is well-armed, with walking canes at the ready. This is the first major war in many eons, but train they have. The water will not stand a chance against this militia.
Harmon's military is well-armed, with walking canes at the ready. This is the first major war in many eons, but train they have. The water will not stand a chance against this militia.
BADLANDSCHUGS
BADLANDSCHUGS
High-Ranking General
He can drink anything, ocean included. This man is ready for war, and he's ready to chug. First he chugged orange juice, and now, the whole ocean.
LUIGI
LUIGI
Admiral
Luigi Mario, brother of superstar Mario Mario, is at the ready. His vacuum once for ghosts has been repurposed for the war against the ocean!
HERBERT HOOVER
HERBERT HOOVER
Commander
Inventor of the Hoover Vacuum and Dam, he has experience with both sucking and containing. The Ocean will be "dammed" if it believes it could win against him.
MASTER CHIEF
MASTER CHIEF
Petty Officer
The Chief, The Big Chief. He's fought aliens, he's fought zombies. Now he's fighting the ocean. If it were smart, it would begin running now. He's already saved humanity once.
GAVIN RANSOM
GAVIN RANSOM
Commander-In-Chief
The Vice President, now ready for war. He is prepared to chest bump the ocean right back into shape, and to push in its soft spots. Nothing can stop this man.
With heavy hitters such as these, and many other old troops, the ocean truly stands no chance.
With heavy hitters such as these, and many other old troops, the ocean truly stands no chance.
Most animals deserve to be extinct anyways!
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