B fae the CP

B fae the CP is the mystery man behind the scenes, making sure the pretty boys in front of the camera keep on track with their ramblings and pontificating.

B grew up on the mean streets of Castlepark. He grew up an orphan after his parents where slain in front of him during a trip to Lego Land. An angry ex-employee who had been fired from her hotdog stall that fateful morn ran rampage with a gun made from lego and stickle bricks, injuring 347 people and sadly murdering 2. The smell of fried onions haunts him to this day.

Living by his wits and cunning he survived to manhood and after enrolling in a course during one of his frequent visits to juvy he found his love, video cameras. He straightened his life out and went on to further education where he graduated with an honors in Video Pointing and Off Camera Shouting Techniques from Betamax University in 2003.

He currently doesn't train any specific type of MMA as for three years now he has been developing a new style of Martial Art in his hut at the bottom of the garden. It should be ready to be unveiled in autumn 2016. He is also writing a book on Jeff Capes.

He enjoys WWE and youtube videos of people falling down. He currently charges £12.47 to sign a "B fae the CP" t-shirt or 15 euros if from Luxemburg.

When asked in 2009 what his life motos is he said "I look back on the way I was then. A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I wanna talk to him. I wanna try to talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man's all that's left." wise words indeed, wise words indeed....