投稿日: Jun 01, 2019 1:22:57 PM
Scribe: Whore With No Name “Mikasa es su casa” Hash Course: A to B Weather: Sunny Location: Yokosuka Hares: Travesty, Beat Around the Bush and Just Paul Distance: Eagle 10KM, Turkey 8KM Hashers: 28 After: Nomihodai
The theme for the Hash was CINCO de MAYO day but as the hash wore on it became faded to most of us just like the chalk. 28 hashers made there way through the streets of Yokosuka. Shout out and welcome back to Jelly Mouth and a warm welcome to first timer Mitzi. The rest of the group was the same usual suspects, nice to see everyone of this day of celebration. As Travesty briefed the course we became excited to realize that the usual beer stop would be a tequila stop!! With much anticipation we all took off and shortly there after started to look for the chalk markings, in some cases they were identifiable, as TINY, and in others they looked like they were placed years ago…just a little faded!! LOL! Still we were excited to reach the tequila stop. We did notice the arrows that we could make out were tiny, it was latter explained that a worldwide shortage of chalk forced the hares to use what they had sparingly. Big thanks to Cliffhanger and Back Door Whore for utilizing what precious chalk they had to mark the course with large arrows. When we finally made it to the tequila, which by the way was at a perfect location with a beautiful look of the Yokosuka bay, we were shocked to find that there was no salt with the tequila. While we were told that its hard to put salt around a plastic cup there are those of us that know when to take a shot of tequila you can place the salt on your hand, just saying we all have hands. After the stop we made our way past Yokosuka Naval Base to the lovely Mikasa Park. Here is where a “little” issue came up. Code Poo, just trying to help fellow hashers out, was almost apprehended for putting suspicious looking marks on the ground. After a detailed investigation and some serious lessons on hashing and utilization of arrows Code Poo was released on good behavior. From the park it was an easy way up through Blue Street and joy was to be found with a “BN” chalk mark!! As we gathered up we were pleasantly surprised with a spread of food that reminded us that we were celebrating CINCO de MAYO. Delicious food galore and a real surprise…fudge that just melted in your mouth. Huge shout out to Beat Around the Bush!! At 1 hour and 54 minutes the last of the hashers arrived and we soon afterward gathered for the circle. With Sweetie in charge we shared the hash events. The grade of 4 out of 10 was awarded to the tequila stop…the low score was attributed to the lack of salt, “salt, salt, where is the darn salt”; sorry but a little Jimmy Buffet never hurt anybody. The food was a 9.5 out of 10, some debated that it should a 10 out of 10…FUDGE!!! Anyway Code Poo told us of here law enforcement encounter, which lead to a class by Sweetie on how to utilize arrows in sensitive locations, I am talking about the ground for some of you!! Sweetie was on a roll and closed with a joke but it fell flatter that the payment we were standing on. Santa Maria bailed out Sweetie with a much better joke!!! We closed with a short walk to the ON-ON, which was also awesome! All in all a great HASH, fun was had by all.
REMINDER, Jun 2nd BBQ has, a HASH not to be missed!!!