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Post date: Oct 17, 2015 2:48:52 AM
看到60岁的时候我就忍不住笑了！！
風的一生
10 歲 - 風趣天真
20 歲 - 風姿綽約
30 歲 - 風華正茂
40 歲 - 風韻猶存
50 歲 - 風花雪月
60 歲 - 風濕骨痛
70 歲 - 風雨飄搖
80 歲 - 風燭殘年
90 歲 - 瘋癲無常
100歲 - 風光大葬
人生哈哈鏡 :
17， 18 玩到披頭散髮
27， 28 立志奮發
37， 38 見錢就挖
47， 48 意氣風發
57， 58 有鞋無人擦
67， 68 執定行李等出發
77， 78 隨時人間蒸發
人生如夢，夢如人生
放下執著，享受人生
如果你也笑了就轉吧！
一直笑下去！
人生的车站
作词：吴甯远
作曲：吴修士
在人生的过程当中 会有无数的车站
从起点说那是永恒 从终点说那是短暂
有人说人生 纵然是多变化 有人说人生
纵然是多奇妙 有时聚有时离
何必去寻烦恼 添忧郁
Zài rénshēng de guòchéng dāngzhōng huì yǒu wú shǔ de jū zhàn
cóng qǐdiǎn shuō nà shì yǒnghéng cóng zhōngdiǎn shuō nà shì duǎnzàn
yǒurén shuō rénshēng zòngrán shì duō biànhuà yǒurén shuō rénshēng
zòngrán shì duō qímiào yǒushí jù yǒushí lí
hébì qù xún fánnǎo tiān yōuyù
There will be numerous stops in the process of life among
He said it was from the beginning from the end that it was eternal short
Some people say that life changes even though some people say life is more
Even more amazing is sometimes sometimes from poly
Why should actively look for trouble Tim melancholy
喜欢 Life is a fairy tale, 童话，Tónghuà
不太喜欢 Life is but a dream
很悲凉的感觉。
How True! Chinese Philosophy❗
沒錢的時候，養豬；
有錢的時候，養狗。
When you don't have money, rear pigs;
When you have money, rear dogs.
沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。
When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home ;
When you have money, eat wild vegetables in restaurants.
沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。
When you have no money, ride bicycle;
When you have money, ride exercise machine.
沒錢的時候,想結婚；
有錢的時候,想離婚。
When you have no money, you wish to get married;
When you have money, you wish to get divorced.
沒錢的時候,老婆兼秘書；
有錢的時候,秘書兼老婆。
When you have no money, wife becomes secretary;
When you have money, secretary becomes wife.
沒錢的時候,假裝有錢；
有錢的時候,假裝沒錢。
When you have no money, act like a rich man;
When you have money, act like a poor man.
人 啊，都不講實話：
Man, O Man, never tells the truth:
說股票是毒品，都在玩；
說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；
Says share market is bad but still speculates in it;
Says money is evil but still keeps accumulating it.
說美女是禍水，都想要；
說高處不勝寒，都在爬；
Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；
說天堂最美好，都不去!!!
Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refuses to go.
鄉下早晨雞叫人，
城裡晚上人叫雞；
In the rural area, chickens wake up men in the morning;
In the cities, men call for chickens.
舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。
In the past, famous actresses sell their artistic talents but not their bodies;
Now, actresses sell their bodies but not their artistic talents
人生是什麼?
What is life about?
1 歲時出場亮相
At one, YOU are the top priority
10 歲時功課至上
At ten, academic excellence is the top priority
20 歲時春心盪漾
At twenty, dating is the top priority
30 歲時職場對抗
At thirty, a good career is the top priority
40 歲時身材發胖
At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority
50 歲時打打麻將
At fifty, beating others at Golf/ Mahjong game is top priority
60 歲時老當益壯
At sixty, staying virile is top priority
70 歲時常常健忘
At seventy, remembering something is top priority
80 歲時搖搖晃晃
At eighty, moving around is top priority
90 歲時迷失方向
At ninety, knowing directions is top priority
100 歲時掛在牆上
At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!
祝大家愉快，好好做人!
Wishing you all happiness! Be good!
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