By Eric Sulaiman Llenas
Welcome to Brain Rot Daily!
My name is Eric and because of the many requests from my peers to do brain rot, I will write this section of the newspaper every time we publish a paper. There will be brain rot words and definitions to help the betas learn the language of generation Alpha.
READERS BEWARE: You may use these words and phrases at your own risk, using them in class with teachers who have little to no aura may result in your prompt edging.
These words are not to be used next to betas and kids with no aura and has mixed results, try at your own risk. We suggest that they be used in text messages and between friends while playing video games.
Sigma: This term is used to describe people that are cool and charismatic.
Example: “That guy is so sigma, everyone stops when he has something to say!”
Rizz: This word means you have game or charisma and is good at attracting others.
Example: “Damian’s got that rizz, just look at how many girls want to talk to him.”
Fanum/Fanum tax: Fanum describes somebody big or who eats a lot. And the fanum tax is when somebody says “fanum tax” and steals your food. Once they call it, there is no getting it back–you just have to hand it over.
Brain rot sentences
“What the sigma?”
Translation: “what is going on?” and used when somebody is really confused and wondering out loud.
“He’s got skibidi rizz,”
Translation: he’s effortlessly charismatic.
“She rizzed him up,”
Translation: she charmed him. *If you want more, let us know!*