How do you call a spider piñata? Piñatarantula
How do Mexicans pay taxes? With a piñatax
What is a burrito image with bad resolution? A blurrito
How is a dyslexic Mexican called? Dysmexic
Three Mexicans try to cross the border legally when the border guard sees only one of them has the correct papers. Only Juan crossed.
Why did the Mexican install a mousetrap? Tequila mouse
How do you call a Mexican spy? Agent GarCIA
What Greek God exists in Mexican culture? ChilAquiles
How do Mexican scientists measure matter? In moles
What is 6.022 x 10²³ in Mexico? The Avocado number
How do Mexicans sneeze? Quetzalquotle
How do Mexicans drink soda? In MexiCANS
How do you pay in Mexican stores? In MexiCASH
What is the best transportation in Mexico? In MexiCAR
How do you call a relaxed Mexican? MexiCALM
How is a Mexican slut called? María Hoesé
What is Santa Claus called in Mexico? Hohohosé
Why is Mexican ice cream spicy? Because it was chili in the freezer
How do you discuss something with a Mexican? You TACO-ver it
What’s the difference between a French and a Mexican? French say Oh lá lá, Mexicans say just Hola
What is the best way to pay in Mexico? With a Juan-time payment
What do you say to a nosey Mexican? That’s Nacho business
What is the best gift you can give to a Mexican tax preparer on his birthday? A piñatax
What is the most positive Mexican city? WE CANcun
In what part of Mexico do kangaroos live? Cancunroo
One Mexican told another: I need to tell you something important. So the other said: We should taco-bout it later
One Mexican is worried his girlfriend doesn’t answer so his friend tells him “Stop being all jalapeño head about this”
How do Mexicans laugh? Hahahalapeños
How do you know when a Mexican is being nosey? When he starts getting jalapeño business
Why you can’t trust a taco chef? Because they will spill the beans
What is the Mexicans favorite 90s band? Red hot chili peppers
What’s the difference between American hot dogs and Mexicans? Americans make hot dogs, Mexicans chili dogs
Why don’t Mexicans like high places? They have vertaco
Two Mexicans are hiding a dead body when they find that place is already used. One of them finds another spot “We should burrito-ver there”.
Name three Mexican bands: Juan Direction, Red Hot Chili Peppers, twenty Juan pilots
What is the name of the Mexican Mac&cheese version? Mac&Chili
Best Mexican Dj: Avichili
At what sport are Mexicans best? Border crossing
What is the name of Nintendo’s Animal Crossing in Mexico? Border Crossing
The best pop girl group song in Mexico is “Tijuana be my lover” by the Spice Girls
There’s a Spiderman character inspired in Mexico: Mary Jane
How did you know she was Mexican? Chili-terally told me she is
Why do Mexicans always have a wheel of cheddar? In queso-f emergencies
Why do Mexican phones smell like cheese? They use phone quesadillas instead of phone cases
Why did the Mexican give you his number? So you can taco-ver the phone
Why do Mexicans put a Justin Bieber photo in their quesadilla? Just-in queso
What is Shakira’s most famous song in Mexico? Waka Waka-mole
I participated in a car race in Mexico. My Carlos
Who is the richest man in Mexico? Jeff Pesos
I went to see a soccer match in Mexico. It ended tied Juan to Juan.
I traveled to Mexico in a boat. It was a Vera-Cruise
What do Mexican marines say to their superiors? Sea señor
What do Mexicans say when it is cold? Brrr-itos
I’m decided to visit Mexico before I die. I’ll go Juan way or another
The best Mexican characters in Star Wars were Juan Solo and Obi Juan Kenobi
Why do Mexicans envy chicken? Because the chicken could cross the border
What is doing a Mexican with a Lamborghini? Playing GTA
Why couldn’t the Mexican actor get a role in the movie? The drug dealer was already taken
My last girlfriend married a Latino. Now she is M-EX-ican
I saw that on a Mexican website. Mexi.com
What is doing a Mexican with an iPhone? Running from the cops
How do you call a Mexican restaurant with live music? Mariacheese
What is Aztecs favorite sauce? Mayannaise
That Mexican show was spec-taco-lar
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