Knock knock. Who's there? Figs! Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Knock knock. Who's there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know me by now!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here.
Knock knock. Who's there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Knock knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do.
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock!
Knock knock. Who's there? Mike Snifferpippets. Mike Snifferpippets who? Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know?
Knock knock. Who's there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door tight.
Knock knock. Who's there? Rhino! Rhino who? Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Knock knock. Who's there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, thou looketh tired!
Knock knock. Who's there? Leena. Leena who? Leena little close and I will tell you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, right?
Knock knock. Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store?
Knock knock. Who's there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!
Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? It's to whom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming?
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there's no point!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda whole neighborhood can hear!
Knock knock. Who's there? Egg. Egg who? Eggstremely disappointed you still don't recognize me.
Knock knock. Who's there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?
Knock knock. Who's there? Teresa. Teresa who? Teresa are green!
Knock knock. Who's there? Iran. Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?!
Knock knock. Who's there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix your sink!
Knock knock. Who's there? Nun. Nun who? Nun ya business!
Knock knock. Who's there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!
Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Me who? Having an identity crisis, are you?
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect!
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We're asking the questions here.
Knock knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey got lost; open up!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben hoping I can come in!
Knock knock. Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
Knock knock. Who's there? Noise. Noise who? Noise to see you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?
Knock knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
Knock knock. Who's there? Aaron. Aaron who? Why Aaron you opening the door?
Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to open the door!
Knock knock. Who's there? Woo. Woo who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
Knock knock. Who's there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!
Knock knock. Who's there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture!
Knock knock. Who's there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let's go out.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bruce. Bruce who? I Bruce easily, don't hit me !
Knock knock.Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you can't guess who I am!
Knock knock. Who's there? CD. CD who? CD guy on your doorstep?
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cow's go who? No, silly. Cows go "moo!"
Knock knock. Who's there ? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes the police, come out with your hands up.
Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Inter– You've got a broken leg.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another knock knock joke for you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time, open this door!
Knock knock. Who's there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new car!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in, or I'll climb through the window.
Knock knock. Who's there? Keanu. Keanu who? Keanu let me in, it's cold out here !
Knock knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!
Knock knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock knock. Who's there? A little boy. A little boy who? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.
Knock knock. Who's there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!
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