What happened to the bear who lost his ears? He became a bee.
What do you use to catch a nerdy fish? Bookworms.
Why are leopards not good at playing hide and seek? They are always spotted.
Why are bears not so good at controlling remotes? Because they paws the video.
How do cows spend their free time? In moovies.
Why does my cat hate me? It has com'pat'ibility issues.
How does a cow call his mother? Moooo-m.
What do you call a bull when they fall asleep? A bull-dozer.
What does a pampered cow give us? Spoiled milk.
What did the lion say to the deer? "Pleased to eat you".
What did the Buffalos say to their son when he was going to school? Bison.
What happened when the dinosaurs used deodorants? They became ex-stink.
What is a postman's favorite animal? Seals.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
Why did the squirrel like my friend? Because my friend is nuts.
What did the wolf say when the mice bit him? Owwwww-ch.
What spell do you use to magically bring a dog in front of you? Labracadabra.
Which animal plays sports all the time? A bat.
What is a cat's favorite candy? Kitty Kat bar.
What did the Potterhead say to a lizard named Harry? "You are a lizard, Harry".
What was wrong with the dolphin? Nofin.
What happened to the toad who left the forest? He was soon froggotten.
Why is the panda stuffed toy so special and expensive? Because it is ex-panda-ble.
Why did the pie go to the doctor? He was crumpy.
Where do bananas learn to split? At sundae school.
Why is everyone friends with mushrooms? Because they are fungis.
What was the first thing the baby corn asked the mama corn when he woke up? "Where is pop corn"?
What would you call it when someone throws an apple on your face? A fruit punch.
Why did the noodle get voted out by his friends? Because everyone thought he was the impasta.
How do you make an egg roll? Push it.
What would you call a dessert who became a successful actor? Robert Brownie Jr.
Why was the baby strawberry late for school? Because her parents were stuck in a jam.
Why did my brother eat his homework? Because my mother told him it was a piece of cake.
What did one cheese give another cheese? A piece of his heart.
What's the best thing to eat vegetables with? Your teeth.
What is the best way to crack open a walnut? Tell it all the best jokes.
How does it feel to drink the same coffee every day? Déjà Brew.
Why can't a man make milk? Because he lactose qualities.
Why did my little brother start crying when I did not give him a hot beverage? He has been very senteamental lately.
What candy does Instagram hate? Tiktok.
How much does it cost a Neutron to buy groceries? No charge.
What are asteroids? They are rocks that went to the gym.
What do you get when you differentiate amazon? Amazon prime.
What elements do you need to make a joke? Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium or SArCaSm in short.
What did the two tectonic plates say when they bumped into each other? "My Fault, sorry!"
How do scientists keep their breath fresh? Experi-mints.
What do astronomers do to plan a birthday party for their friend? They planet.
Who can save the world from asteroids? Papers because paper beats rocks.
What do you call an electrician who has detective quality? Sherlock Ohms.
What happened to the man who forgot to pay his electricity bills? He was Ohm-less.
What is very odd? Every other number.
Whom can you always count on? Your fingers.
Why did he mind when his teacher called him average? Because that is mean.
Which season do mathematicians enjoy the most? Sum-mer season.
Why did the obtuse angle lose the argument? Because he was not right.
What is a bird's favorite type of math? Owlgebra.
Why should you not trust a statistics teacher? They are always trying to plot something.
Why was the math book crying? He had a lot of problems.
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