What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis
shit"
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back
What’s long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side
what would MLK junior be if he was white…alive
There’s four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps
off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says “this is for my people” and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says “this is for
my people” and pushes the white guy off.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it sum ting Wong.
when was the first black friday?
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.
The white guy actually did it.
Yo mama’s so old when she was a girl rainbows were black and white
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
Coach
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna
believe this sh…’
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee. Black and bitter.
What’s black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
What is black-and-white and red all over… An Exploding zebra
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
whats black, gold and red all over? Tupac in Vegas.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist.
What is black, white and red all over? An interracial abortion.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks “so you don’t miss fried chicken.”
teahcer:what does a cow say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker
I bought a white xbox to last longer and i bought a black xbox to run faster
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
Whats black, white, and red all over? A nun that fell down the stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her.
What’s black, white, and red all over? BI-RACIAL CAR WRECK.
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time? Barack Obama
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche, What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? Answer: A chalkboard
Whats black and sitting in a chair. Steven hawking after a house fire
What is black white and red all over? A sunburnt zebra
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells who the fuck fucked my wife. The bartender answers “Mate you ain’t got enough bullets.”
what is black and white and red all over answer: a newspaper that is what my 3 year old told me 😍
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
Why can’t Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn’t know if he is black or white
In 2016, Americans took Orange is the new Black to a whole other level
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don’t they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
What can you give a white person that you can’t give to a black person? a black eye
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?
An oreo.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don’t they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
What can you give a white person that you can’t give to a black person? a black eye
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
If a white cop had a black dick would he beat it to death
roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as your back
Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe, till there all black and blue!
Was blue and black and doesn’t like to have sex… The little girl in my trunk
What’s the difference between a black person and an apple? An apple chooses to hang.
bitches be like kill all men till a black guy dies
What’s black, white, and red all over? The inter-racial abortion.
Obama was America’s first black president and Trump was their first orange one
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