Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leon
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can better!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wa
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
Don’t you even know who you are?!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A leaf.
A leaf who?
A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Quiche
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hike
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
Ice scream soda people can hear me!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Haven
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Double
Double who?
W!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet prince!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me so please open up!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita drink of water so please let me in!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nunya business!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
June
June who?
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O!
Knock, knockWho’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita go to the bathroom!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dejav
Dejav who?
Knock, knock
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I need a puh
I need a puh-who?
Then why don’t you find a toilet!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Uh, why are you crying?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity
Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honeybee
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Says
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alice
Alice who?
Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran all the way here!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
No, no, just the doctor.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Razor
Razor who?
Razor hand and dance the boogie!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
So you have identity problems, huh?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!
Knock knock. Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
Knock knock. Who's there? Gouda. Gouda who? Gouda knock knock jokes, don't you think?
Knock knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, YOU'RE a poo!
Knock knock. Who's there? Omelette. Omelette who? Omelette you finish.
Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? You hoo, anybody home?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ruff ruff. Ruff ruff who? Who let the dogs out? I heard barking!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ray D. Ray D. who? Ray D or not, here I come.
Knock knock. Who's there? Linda. Linda who? Linda Hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking.
Knock knock. Who's there? Sue. Sue who? I'll see you in court!
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