“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” Charles Lamb
“Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.” Unknown
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’” A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.” Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.” Unknown
“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.” Unknown
“Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.” Unknown
“Friends offer free therapy.” Unknown
“Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.” Unknown
“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room…but not too humid because. you know…my hair.” Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” Bernard Meltzer
“If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.” Unknown
“Friends hide a smile and help you up when you fall. Best friends laugh so hard that they fall also.” Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anybody, my best friend doesn’t count.” Unknown
“It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.” — Unknown
“Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.” Unknown
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” Arnold H. Glasgow
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.” — Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare other people.” Unknown
“Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” Unknown
“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” Bobby Deol
“Friendship is: having weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital.” Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” Oprah Winfrey
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” Sally Bergesen
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” — Unknown
“Never tell your friends, ‘I told you so’ – even when you did.” Wendy Jean Smith
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.” Michaela Edmond
“I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends.” — Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps.” Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” Greg Tamblyn
“I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.” — Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’” Cookie Monster
“This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes.” Unknown
“The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.” Mark Twain
“Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.” Margaret Walker
“We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.” Unknown
“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” Marlene Dietrich
“It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.” Mignon McLaughlin
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.” Unknown
“Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!” Bronwyn Polson
“Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.” Unknown
“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” Sylvia Plath
“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” Emilie Saint-Genis
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” Laurence J. Peter
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun.” Groucho Marx
“Love is blind. Friendship closes its eyes.” Friedrich Nietzsche
“A true friend stabs you in the front, not the back.” Oscar Wilde
“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.” George Carlin
“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.” Jay McInerney
“If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” Oprah Winfrey
“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.” J.K. Rowling
Ann: “You made me watch all eight Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter!”
Leslie: “That’s insane! You love Harry Potter! You’ve seen all eight movies!” Parks & Recreation (2009-2015)
“If I murdered someone, she’s the person I’d call to help me drag the corpse cross the living room floor.” Grey’s Anatomy (2005-present)
Shrek: [to Donkey] WHY…are you following me?
Donkey: Oh, I’ll tell you why. [sings]
‘Cause I’m all alone.
There’s no one here beside me.
My problems have all gone.
There’s no one to deride me!
But ya gotta have friends!
Shrek: Stop singing! Well, it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends.
Donkey: Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.
–Shrek (2001)
“There’s nothing like the deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for all the right reasons.” Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)
“I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!” Friends (1994-2004)
“She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” Clueless (1995)
“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.” Spongebob (1999-present)
“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” Mean Girls (2004)
Ethel: “You always do drag me into your crazy schemes!”
Lucy: “Well, this is one time I can do without you.”
Ethel: “What’s wrong with me all of a sudden?! […]”
Lucy: “Well, alright, Ethel, come along if you want to.”
Ethel: “No, I don’t want to. I just wanted you to ask me.” I Love Lucy (1951-1957)
“You are my best friend! Don’t you ever call anybody else that!” Broad City (2014-2019)
Rory: “My god, I hate her.”
Lorelai: “Me too.”
Rory: “You’ve no idea who I’m talking about.”
Lorelai: “Solidarity, sister.” Gilmore Girls (2000-2007)
“I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay.” Parks & Recreation (2009-2015)
“We made a deal ages ago. Men, babies, it doesn’t matter…we’re soulmates.” Sex and the City 2 (2010)
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
Normal friend: Wow you are so pretty! Best Friend: Shrek called, he wants his face back.
Ever looked at your best friend and wonder: why the hell aren’t we comedians?
Friends are like melons, do you want to know why? To find one good you must a hundred try.
The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend is that space in between we call a “friend zone.”
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