Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
Do you work for Domino’s? Cuz you a fine pizza ass.
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
Hi, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.
Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I want to be your handbag so I never leave your side.
If kissing is spreading germs… How about we start an epidemic?
Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?
Excuse me, miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? (What?) You know your name and number!
Hey, can I follow you home? (What?) Oh sorry, it’s just my parents told me to follow my dreams.
Do you like Nintendo? Cuz “Wii” would look good together.
If my heart were to fly, your soul would be my airport.
You have repainted my life with colors that were previously unknown to me!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
You wanna know who’s amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again.
Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
Boy: How does it feel? Girl: What do you mean? Boy: To be the only star in the sky.
Boy: Nickel for your thoughts? Girl: I thought it was a penny. Boy: I think your thoughts are worth more.
Boy: Are your parents bakers? Girl: Why? Boy: Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
Boy: Girl, what’s your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I have a math test. Girl: What? Boy: Aren’t we talking about things we cheat on?
Boy: Will you read my palm? Girl: I don’t see anything. Boy: I didn’t expect you to because love is blind.
Oh my god it smells like upsexy in here. Girl: What’s up sexy? Boy: Oh nothing much, you?
Boy: So you going to be a butterfly all night? Girl: (puzzled look) Boy: You know, pretty to see but hard to catch!
Boy: Hi, I’m going to have to ask you to leave! Girl: Why? Boy: The sign says NO SMOKING….and you are definitely SMOKIN!
Boy: Let’s play fire trucks. I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light to stop. Girl: Red Light! Boy: Fire trucks don’t stop for red lights!
Boy: Have you been watching me? Girl: Why? Boy: Because I wanted you to fall for my smile as hard as I fell for you!
Boy: Do you play volleyball? Girl: Yeah, why? Boy: Because you look like you’re good on your knees!
Boy: Hi, is your name Google? Girl: No, Why? Boy: Because you have everything I’m looking for!
Boy: Hey baby, what’s your sign? Girl: Do Not Enter!
Boy: Hi, my name is Milk. I’ll do your body good. Girl: Sorry, I’m lactose intolerant!
Boy: What are you doing later? Girl: Not You!
Boy: You know, unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy Girl: Why? Are you leaving?
Boy: What’s it gonna take for you to come home with me? Girl: Chloroform!
Now, what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
Excuse me, miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe
If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I’m just stunned by your beauty.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Your name must be Coca-Cola because you’re so-da-licious.
You’re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Do you like my shirt? It’s made out of boyfriend material.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
For my next trick, I need a condom and a volunteer…
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty messed up!
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
They call me the cat whisperer, ‘cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
I’m no weatherman but I know you’re going to get 3 inches tonight.
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.
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