Who tells the best eggs puns?
The comedy-hens!
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
Inside an egg-loo!
Why did the egg cross the road?
To get to the Shell station!
What do you call a scared egg?
Terri-fried!
Why was the egg late for school?
He didn't study for the eggs-am.
What's an egg's favorite type of coffee?
An eggspresso!
Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends?
They called her a shell-out.
How did the hen get to work so fast?
She used the eggs-press lane!
Why should you be careful what you say around egg whites?
They can't take a yolk!
What did the egg say after acing its test?
"Omelet smarter than I look!"
Why do people love having hard-boiled eggs for breakfast?
They're so hard to beat!
What did the hen say to her chick?
"Don't you egg-nore me!"
Why did the egg fail its driving test?
He liked to egg-celerate too much!
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker!
Why wouldn't the farmer let the hen in his house?
She kept laying deviled eggs!
What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari?
An eggs-plorer!
What's a chicken's favorite coffee drink?
An egg-spresso!
What does Mr. Egg say every morning to Mrs. Egg?
"Have an eggs-tra special day!"
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled!
How do chickens stay fit?
They eggs-ercise!
What did the doctor tell the chicken with high cholesterol?
"Try to lay off eggs for a while!"
How did the chicken feel after a long day on the farm?
Eggs-hausted!
Why did the egg hide behind its mom?
He was a little chicken!
Where is the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia!
What did the two eggs say after brunch?
"Let's hatch a plan for the rest of the day!"
What's an egg's least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day!
When is the best time to eat eggs?
At the crack of dawn!
What did the egg say to his girlfriend?
"You are the hottest chick I've ever seen and that's no eggs-aggeration!"
What happened to the chicken at school?
He was eggs-pelled!
What did the chef say after an incredible breakfast?
"That was egg-ceptional!"
What's an egg's favorite motivational phrase?
"Stay on the sunny side up!"
Why were the eggs running so fast?
They were afraid of being beaten!
What did the egg say about escaping the chef?
"I might whisk it and run!"
How do you make an eggroll?
Just give it a little push!
What's an egg's favorite sport?
Running!
What did the omelet say after the breakfast sandwich stole her idea?
"That's eggs-actly what I just said!"
Why did the man steal his eggs?
He liked them poached!
How did the breakfast burrito find out she was sick?
She had an eggs-amination!
Why did the rooster ask the hen out on a date?
He was feeling plucky!
How does a hen leave her coop?
Through the eggs-it!
What did you think of these egg puns?
They were seriously egg-cellent!
Why did the new egg feel so good?
Because he just got laid!
Why did the egg regret being in an omelet?
It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!
What did the egg say after it was ghosted?
Why the hell are you egg-noring me?
What did Snow White name her hen?
Egg White!
Why were the eggs running so fast?
They were afraid of being beaten!
Why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast?
It’s so hard to beat.
How did the omelet find out she was ill?
She had a medical eggs-am!
What did the egg say after someone bumped into her?
Egg-scuse me!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day!
What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned?
Poaching!
Where can you go to learn more about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia!
What do you call a smart omelet?
An egg head!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny’s been?
Eggs marks the spot!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape during the off season?
He gets lots of eggs-ercise!
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