Sunday Family Humour 9th March Page 2
Sunday Family Humour 9th March Page 2
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Romantic Dinner
Thanks to David H.
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two
piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
down between them.
.... As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around
them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can
afford is one meal for the two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a
bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking
turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
meal for them.
This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing
everything..'
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with
the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who
had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked
'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered
'THE TEETH.'
Ponder These
Thanks to Barbara J.
Japanese Dancers
Thanks to David M.
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