Sunday Family Humour 6th April

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Sex at 73 and Other Sayings

Thanks to Murray S.

SEX AT 73

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at

73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 69. So it's not too far to walk

home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have

to cross the road!

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Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for

caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a

message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the

changes."

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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without

forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way

around,

you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for

her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to

find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

25 Maps

Thanks to Ray O'.

People Are Awesome 3

Thanks to Paul S.

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I'm Getting One Of These

Thanks to David H.

The Arabs are foregoing their camels for this New Motorhome…

Especially designed for the Arab Market! And they’re buyin’em in

droves at $3m a piece! The moving mansion can even clean itself.

" The vehicle has been a hit among oil-rich Arab Sheikhs - the state-of-

the-art homes even wash themselves after a day's driving through the

Middle Eastern desert," The Daily Mail reports. But the amazing vehicle

could also cater to any multi-millionaire or global superstar on the road.

It's available in white (shown here). This is the “eleMMent Palazzo” in

white. The $3 million version is completely loaded!

Inside, there is ample space for for lounging.

Upstairs (yes, it's a double Decker) there's a master bedroom, complete with windows and

wall art.

It even has its own en-suite bathroom.

There's also a cocktail lounge area for entertaining.

This is where the driver sits on the driver sits on the top floor.

The eleMMent can expand at the touch of a button to give riders more interior space.

And there's a drop down staircase and pop up sky lounge at the top.

Complete with couches and a table for guests.

This is the WHITE model

The world's most expensive mobile home has gone on sale in Dubai for £2 million, or $3.1

million at today's conversion rates, then there’s the GOLD model!

The humongous, 40-foot-long element Palazzo from Austrian company Marchi Mobile is covered

with gold and comes with a ton of luxury features, including a 40-inch flat screen, a pop-up

cocktail lounge, a fireplace, a master bedroom, and under floor heating.

THE GAS YOU BUY PAYS FOR THIS.

Daisy Gets Hers First

Thanks to Geoff K.

More Maxine

Thanks to David M.

HOW THE INTERNET WORKS

Thanks to Paul S.

This is done so well, it is definitely worth the minute to watch and see what goes on behind the scenes.

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