Thanks to Murray S.
SEX AT 73
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at
73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 69. So it's not too far to walk
home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have
to cross the road!
Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for
caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a
message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way
you're not going anywhere.
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for
her first question.
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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The Arabs are foregoing their camels for this New Motorhome…
Especially designed for the Arab Market! And they’re buyin’em in
droves at $3m a piece! The moving mansion can even clean itself.
" The vehicle has been a hit among oil-rich Arab Sheikhs - the state-of-
the-art homes even wash themselves after a day's driving through the
Middle Eastern desert," The Daily Mail reports. But the amazing vehicle
could also cater to any multi-millionaire or global superstar on the road.
It's available in white (shown here). This is the “eleMMent Palazzo” in
white. The $3 million version is completely loaded!
Upstairs (yes, it's a double Decker) there's a master bedroom, complete with windows and
It even has its own en-suite bathroom.
There's also a cocktail lounge area for entertaining.
This is where the driver sits on the driver sits on the top floor.
The eleMMent can expand at the touch of a button to give riders more interior space.
And there's a drop down staircase and pop up sky lounge at the top.
Complete with couches and a table for guests.
This is the WHITE model
The world's most expensive mobile home has gone on sale in Dubai for £2 million, or $3.1
million at today's conversion rates, then there’s the GOLD model!
The humongous, 40-foot-long element Palazzo from Austrian company Marchi Mobile is covered
with gold and comes with a ton of luxury features, including a 40-inch flat screen, a pop-up
cocktail lounge, a fireplace, a master bedroom, and under floor heating.
THE GAS YOU BUY PAYS FOR THIS.
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