Sunday Family Humour 18th May
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Parable of the Jewish Samurai
Thanks to Murray S.
a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun
advertised for a new Chief
After a year, only three applied for
the job: a Japanese, a Chinese,
and a Jewish Samurai.
your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny
box, and released a
drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell
to the floor, neatly divided in
a feat!" said the Emperor.
"Number Two Samurai,
show me what you do."
Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped
forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish!
* The fly fell
to the floor neatly quartered.
is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you
going to top that, Number three
Jewish samurai, Obi-wan Cohen, stepped forward,
opened a tiny box releasing one
drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! *
flourished his sword so mightily
that a gust of wind blew through the room.
the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said,
of skill is that? The fly isn't
replied the Jewish Samurai.
“Dead is easy ~ but
Thanks to Paula S.
shot of Spiral
Beach , Mexico
like a story
near the town
of Bovec ,
Dame Church -
picture of a
a fish cake
Ice Cave in
of Love ,
Roraima - one of the oldest geological
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The Irish Furniture Dealer
Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris
to see what he could find.
arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a
line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new
acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of
sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite
crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat
in the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table,
asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.
tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language.
After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a
napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass
and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.
After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it,
and she nodded.
They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe
that featured a small group playing romantic music.
They ordered dinner,
after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing.
She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.
To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business