Sunday Family Humour 2nd February

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Time For A Shake Up

Thanks to Lee

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.

The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.

The room was full of workers

and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said,

"I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here."

He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes,

and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said,

"Here's four weeks' pay.

Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room a voice said,

"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Brilliant Juggler

Thanks to Lee

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For the Love of Photos

Thanks to Peter D.

Love of photos

Japan

Thanks to Peter D.

Japan

Helicopter Pilot Sketch

Thanks to Frans R.

David's Misc Pictures

Thanks to David M.

Best Joke of the Year

Thanks to Lee

This joke was nominated for best joke of the year.

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby.

"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says,

"Thank you for wonderful America !"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa .."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says,

"Probably at work."

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