Sunday Family Humour 24th November

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Irish Humour

Thanks to Chris A.

Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor. It lands butter-side-up.

He looks at what he has done in astonishment, for he knows it’s a law of nature that

buttered toast always falls butter-down.

He rushes round to the presbytery to fetch the priest.

He tells the priest that he thinks a miracle has happened round at his flat.

He won’t say what it is but wants Fr Flannagan to see it with his own eyes.

He brings Fr Flannagan into the kitchen and asks him what he sees on the floor."

"“Well,” says the priest, “it’s pretty obvious what we have here. Someone dropped

some buttered toast, and then for some reason flipped it over so that the butter was

on top.”"

“No, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that.”

“Well,” Fr Flannagan says, “it’s certainly a natural law of the universe that dropped

toast never falls butter side up. But it’s not for me to say it’s a miracle. I’ll report the

matter to the bishop, and have him send people round, to interview you, take photos, etc.”

An investigation of some rigour is conducted, not only by priests of the archdiocese,

but by scientists sent from the Curia in Rome. The final ruling is a negative, however. it reads:

"“It was certainly an extraordinary event that occurred in Murphy’s room, quite

outside the normal run of the phenomena. Yet we have to be very cautious before

ruling any happening miraculous, ruling out all possible natural explanations. In this

case we have declared no miracle. For it possibly resulted from Murphy's having

buttered the toast on the wrong side.”

Our Evolution

Two minute history of the world

Thanks to Brian

Ever wanted to watch the entire history of the world compiled in one single

and short video?

If yes, then this video is the one that you were waiting for.

Take a look at it.

This outstanding video is compiled by a 19 year old student, Zack Hemsey,

for his video production class.

With the dramatic music from the movie Inception and fast moving images, it

just feels marvellous to go through the entire history in just 2 minutes and

10 seconds.

Undoubtedly he has done a commendable job, his research and editing is mind

blowing.

It's worth watching a couple of times ... excellent.

Our Evolution............GET READY!!!--IT GOES FAST

Pet Therapy

Thanks to Drou

Tough questions!

Thanks to Ray O'.

DEAR ABBY..... ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING: (See why ? )

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,

My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

SOME LAUGHS AT GEEZERVILLE

Thanks to Lee

Senior Recreation

FOR THOSE NOVICE RUNNERS OUT THERE:

WATCH WHO YOU'RE BUMPING INTO, GRANNY!!!

MAYBE A LITTLE TOO MUCH "B" IN THE BLT?

Artistry in the Cup

Thanks to David M.

European Plastic Shopping Bags

Thanks to David M.

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