Sunday Family Humour 4th May

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Polish Moose Hunt

Thanks to Alex S.
 
Two Polish hunters named Stash and Walter, hired a pilot to fly them into the Alaskan wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.   As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.
 
The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."
 
Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.   However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.
 
Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stash and Walter survived the crash.
 
After climbing out of the wreckage, Walter asked Stash, "Any idea where we are?"
 
Stash replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."


20-Day-Old Pup Learns to Howl
Thanks to FKTV

learning to howl



Tibet

Thanks to Lee

Tibet



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Saving Stranded Deer

Thanks to Lee

Deer saving



Paddy McCoy

Thanks to David H.

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.
 
paddy
 
On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.
"Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.
"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage.
Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging.
There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."

"That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."
 
"That'll be me then," said Paddy



Chinese Railroads

Thanks to Tony H.

  A peek at China ...in case you never get there! 
Do we still doubt that China is heading towards 
becoming a Mega super power in a decade or two? 
No doubt at all. In a couple decades they will be 
able to dominate the world. 
Regarding railroads -- the USA is living in the dark ages.
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  Beijing-Shanghai high-speed rail. 
Beijing departure station.
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The train speed is 350 km/hr (218.75 mph).


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The crew to board the Beijing-Shanghai high-speed train. 
  
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The crew staff are preparing food. 
 
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The trains have 1st class, business and VIP cars, 
as well as economy class of course. 

There are also dedicated disabled areas, wheelchair 
  
accessible bathrooms and corridors.
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Extreme Hill Climb

Thanks to Lee

Extreme Hill Climb



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