Sunday Family Humour 18th May Page 2
Sunday Family Humour 18th May Page 2
Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour
Three dead bodies
Thanks to David H.
Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police call on the coroner to investigate.
"First body," says the coroner,
"Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress.
Hence the smile,' says the Coroner.
"Second body is Gregory Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery.
Spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." he says.
The Police Inspector asked, '"So what about this third body?'"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.
Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why the broad grin, then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken".
Clever House Hints
Thanks to David M.
Redneck Stuff
Thanks to David M.
Red Neck Portable Deck
Red Neck Faux Christmas Tree
Red Neck Sandals
Red Neck “Male” Box
Red Neck Recliners
Red Neck Air Conditioner
(Quite ingenious actually!)
Red Neck Eatery
Red Neck Dream Catcher
Red Neck Long Burning Candle
(Will burn up to 45 days, continuously)
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Comparing dogs with cats
Thanks to David M.
How a dog steals food.
How a cat steals food.
When a cat annoys a dog.
When a dog annoys a cat
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A dog's reaction to getting wet
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A cat's reaction to getting wet
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A dog's relationship with birds
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A cat's relationship with birds
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Dog's reaction to a walk
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Cat's reaction to a walk
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Cat at 6 a.m. on Sunday
Dog at 6 a.m. on Sunday
Paula's Fun Stuff
Thanks to Paula S.
Playful dogs and cats
Thanks to David M.
Miscellaneous Contributions
Thanks to everybody
Love this Grandma and her remedy for illness!!!! I believe she is right on! Enjoy.
“For better digestion I drink beer, in the case of appetite loss I drink white wine, in the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine, in the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch, and when I have a cold I drink schnapps.”
“When do you drink water?”
“I’ve never been that sick!”
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A Senior Moment! A situation calling for restraint!
Look again-- two, three times!
Have a laugh!!
These are ................. The backs of the bar stools..
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