Sunday Family Humour 25th May Page 2
Sunday Family Humour 25th May Page 2
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Banker's Joke
Thanks to Connie
A few years ago robbers entered a bank in a small town.
One of them shouted: “Don’t move! The money belongs to the bank. Your lives belong to you.”
Immediately all the people in the bank laid on the floor quietly and without panic.
This is an example of how the correct wording of a sentence
can make everyone change their view of the world.
One woman lay on the floor in a provocative manner.
The robber approached her saying, ” Ma’am, this is a robbery not a rape. Please behave accordingly.”
This is an example of how to behave professionally, and focus on the goal.
While running from the bank the youngest robber (who had a college degree)
said to the oldest robber (who had barely finished elementary school):
“Hey, maybe we should count how much we stole.” ?
The older man replied: “Don’t be stupid.
It’s a lot of money so let’s wait for the news on TV to find out how much money we got.”
This is an example of how life experience is more important than a degree.
After the robbery, the manager of the bank said to his accountant:
“Let’s call the cops and tell them how much has been stolen.”
Wait”, said the Accountant, “before we do that, let’s add the $800,000 we took for ourselves
a few months ago and just say that it was stolen as part of today’s robbery.”
This is an example of taking advantage of an opportunity.
The following day it was reported in the news that the bank was robbed of $3 million.
The robbers counted the money but they found only $1 million so they started to grumble.
“We risked our lives for $1 million, while the bank’s management robbed two million dollars without blinking? Maybe its better to learn how to work the system, instead of being a simple robber.”
This is an example of how knowledge can be more useful than power.
Moral of this story:
Give a person a gun, and he can rob a bank.
Give a person a bank and he can rob everyone.
4 pandas playing on a slide
What's more entertaining than watchinga panda playing on a slide?
Watching 4 pandas playing on a slide!
This video is fromthe Chengdu Panda Base.
Chengdu in China has been the hometownof the giant panda -- one of the world's
most endangered species - for more than8 million years, and the Chengdu Panda
Base (a not-for-profit organization) is aworld-renowned breeding and research
center for the giant panda. Celebrating its25th anniversary in 2012, the Panda Base
now has the largest controlled breedingpopulation in the world: 108 giant pandas.
Panda Awareness Week highlights thework of the Chengdu Panda Base in
fostering the continued growth of thegiant panda population, as well as rescuing
and rehabilitating pandas so they can returnto the wild.
To celebrate Panda Awareness Week, 108pandas brought panda-monium to the
streets of London on the 4th, 5th, and 6thof July.
Chengdu is the capital of Sichuan Provincein southwest China and maintains a unique
and uncompromising commitment to pandaconservation.
(Video: one and a half mins):
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Thanks to David M.
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