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Just For Fun Series of bad jokes:
New Class of Anti-depressants Created
George Bush -- Once upon a time there was "W" the Waster
America: 15 Minute Empire or an “Eternal Republic”?
Your Brain Is Too Complex To Be Run By An Amateur Like You
Greetings from America, the Tenth Planet
Bondholders foreclose on White House – Obama calls for a “Short Sale”
Illegal Aliens Save Social Security System
3 Rules of American Creativity
New Illness Threatens Status of ADHD
If Bush had gotten his way on investing your Social Security monies
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A Song to Online Shop by
"I analyze and methodize but when my shift is finished, my capacity is diminished, I drool in pools a buying fool, for the tools and jewels and all the products that are cool
I am the science proletariat, and the consuming cash and carry it, I'm Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde, we heckle and collide, but I refuse to take sides
I surf the earth, I stop and shop, I hit and run, I click it quick, no golden mean of moderation can kick this quick fixation
It's the golden rule of drool in the live saliva nation,
Where wise men fear to tread, the werewolves shop in bed, there are sirens in the wires, playing lyres to the buyers, when I slobber I get clobbered by an electronic robber
I drool in pools a buying fool, for tools and jewels and all the products that are cool, I am the science proletariat and the consuming cash and carry it
I'm , Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde, but I refuse to take sides
It's the golden rule of drool in the live saliva nation"
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Seventeen New Names for BP, British Petroleum:
Broken Pipe
Blob Prodigy
Biological Peril
Besmeared Pelican
Black Pathogen
Beach Perish
Byproducts of Prosperity
Bio-cide and Petrifaction
the Bird Punisher
Bane and Plague
Blight and Poison
Business Pitilessness
Blind Profits
Bad Plan
Bogus Principles
Bungling Petroleum
BP: Off-shore Oil and On-shore Oil
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