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Some top new names for BP:

1. Broken Pipe

2. Blob Prodigy

3. Biological Peril

4. Besmeared Pelican

5. Black Pathogen

6. Beach Perish

7. Byproducts of Prosperity

8. Bio-cide and Petrifaction

9. the Bird Punisher

10. Bane and Plague

11. Blight and Poison

12. Business Pitilessness

13. Blind Profits

14. Bad Plan

15. Bogus Principles

16. Bungling Petroleum

17. BP: Off-shore Oil and On-shore Oil

Other new names to replace BP:

• 1. Redundant Pelican

  2. Slippery Seal

  3. Dead Fish

And some new names under consideration for the Gulf of Mexico:

• 1. Gulf of Petroleum

  2. National Oil Reserve

  3. The Other Black Sea

  4. The Ocean of Energy Independence

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