Bondholders foreclose on White House – Obama calls for a “Short Sale”
A consortium of US Treasury Bond Holders ranging from European countries to China to Brazil have begun foreclosure proceedings on the White House through the World Court.
Charges were leveled at the US Government for selling bonds with no proof of job or income.
President Obama has reacted to the shocking news by calling for a Short Sale of the White House because “I could get more money for it than in a foreclosure sale by the Court.”
Also, President Obama has stated: “To save the taxpayers’ money and avoid paying a 6% commission to a real estate agents, I will sell the house myself. This will save the people millions.”
Obama has created handmade signs that are already up on the White House Lawn. They say, “For Sale by Owner – Inquire within”. He is also in the process of ‘staging’ the residence and is taking digital photos to create a 360 degree tour of the house.
Obama reports that he has already received offers – one comes from Home Depot, it is very interested in converting the Presidential residence into an upscale Home Depot supply store.
As for future accommodations, the President reports he does not where but an offshore oil derrick of the coast of Virginia is definitely out of the question.
Axxiad Real Estate News