I am the swag
I am the Swag
By Sophi Goniakowski
I am the swag
The ceo of swag
The swaggiest swag in all the swag land
Swaggier than your swaggiest swag
Swag on my wrist, ankles, and belt
Swag on the stuffed peacock on your shelf
Why a stuffed peacock? I don’t know
But as the head of swag, do I have to?
No. No I don’t.