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TRANSCRIPT:

Panel 1: INTERIOR RESTAURANT (Jays)

    BRANDON:  The reason I haven't asked out the coffee shop girl  is because... I don't know how.  The last time I asked anyone for a date it was to see "Titanic"

    HOLLY:  So you have been out of the dating world for quite a while, so what?

Panel 2: 

    HOLLY:  It's not brain surgery. You open your mouth, say something , and voila! A conversation.

    BRANDON:  But that's just it, what do I say?  That's the part where I choke,  I haven't been able to get out much more than the words "coffee"  and "please"

Panel 3:  

    HOLLY:  Jeezus Brand, stop obsessing! Just say anything... the first thing that comes into your head.

    BRANDON:  I can't walk up to the counter and say "Holy shit! You are f-ing hot!". I don't want to come off as a asshole.  

Panel 4:  

    HOLLY:  You know... As much as I hate to use Phil as an example of...well...anything, by virtue of being your one single guy friend, you might look to him for inspiration.

    BRANDON:  I don't know...

Panel 5:

    HOLLY:  Just think about it. What would Phil do? 

Panel 6:  INTERIOR COFFEE SHOP

    COFFEE SHOP GIRL:  Hi there, what can I...

    PHIL:  Holy shit! You are fucking hot! Wow, woof is right...

    PHIL:  Seriously, call me a dog... bow-fucking-wow...